Quick update for straight dudes: Don’t cheat on your girlfriends.
No matter how much you’ve convinced yourself you just CAN’T HELP IT because you’re SO IN LOVE or your relationship just ISN’T WORKING RIGHT NOW… YOU’RE STILL A DICKBAG. Be a fucking adult and break up or DEAL WITH IT. It’s a pretty easy concept.
Disney Secret #208: Big Thunder Mountain is the reason goats exist
Disney Secret #144: If you buy clam chowder instead of gumbo, Tiana will know. You don’t want Tiana to know.